Didn't you write your own? How was it any weirder than that.
We weren't. Okay. I realize that maybe this is very unclear, but we weren't dating. I've never dated Iris and if you tell me that on your Earth I am married to her, I am going to consider begging the porter to bring her here so I can have some backup in the WE REALLY AREN'T DATING EVEN THOUGH MAYBE WE LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT comments.
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I dragged Iris to hear him speak.
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Aw. What a terrible date idea. I take it back. You're both nerds.
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We weren't. Okay. I realize that maybe this is very unclear, but we weren't dating. I've never dated Iris and if you tell me that on your Earth I am married to her, I am going to consider begging the porter to bring her here so I can have some backup in the WE REALLY AREN'T DATING EVEN THOUGH MAYBE WE LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT comments.
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Okay. I won't tell you about that part. She's a cop in my world by the way.