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Dr. Harrison Wells ([personal profile] harrisonwells) wrote2016-05-10 07:36 pm
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infomodder: i really dressed up today (these are my best dad clothes)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-23 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[No matter how much time he's given to appear, he'll always choose comfortable, loose-fitting pants and something plaid. That's more for People Who Are Not Will Graham's benefit than his own. Maybe Harrison was still in his pajamas, rolling around miserably after magical shenanigans. No one could blame him if that was the case, certainly not Will Graham of all people.

So he shows up with a minute to spare. Or, well, not Will, not at first. He'd rather not intrude, so he sends in a spy. But, like, a nice spy. One who's just to check if the "target" is in there and clothed/decent, no more or less. Which means, of course, that Harrison's first Blue's Clue Will has arrived is the sound of teeny tiny hooves hitting the garage floor as a teeny tiny feathered, antlered head peers around the door frame. The shadow mustn't be any bigger than a lap dog, and watches Harrison for several seconds before those hooves clatter right back out and the face at the frame is replaced by Will's far above where the little spy had been.
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Evenin'. [Plaid and casual as hell, stepping in with hands in his pockets, shadow back at his feet.] Didn't mean to interrupt your work.

[Or distraction. Will knows they can go hand in hand. He didn't need to make his own fishing lures but by God that bit of work kept him busy and prevented him from thinking about much of anything.]
infomodder: i look homeless and alone (i wear your granddad's clothes)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-24 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...a lot. Of the little ones. Not the big ones. Think it has to do with volume, with mass. It's a lotta little ones, couple medium sized ones, or a really, really big one. [For how "broken" his explanation is, it still comes out confidently. Will isn't familiar with explaining his findings when it comes to research, to experimentation. Not to anyone who could understand it, at least, and when he found people who did, he rarely had to explain it all. Class was different. He had control of a class in ways he didn't in the lab, in casual conversation. And the fact was Will had done some of his power experimenting when he wasn't all there. Nothing like a lot of booze to make a man wonder what happened if he shot a tiny shadow stag, right? Definitely just booze, yes. He hadn't roomed with a drug dealer for ages or anything. sweats] The little ones, they're helpful for minor tasks. When I don't wanna get the remote or fetch something myself.

[One hand runs over the back of his neck, smile slightly sheepish as he crosses the gap between them. Yeah, yeah, give him weird-ass shadow powers and he finds the most domestic (to his thinking, normal and efficient) ways to use it, probably not too impressive or respectable to someone who deals with legitimate superheroes. And supervillains. And who maybe wanted to be one at some point, he can't say for sure on that line of things...but the Harrison Wells who stopped a boat burglary seemed happy. Happier than this one.]

Calculations, huh. Anything you need a hand with?

[He is, at least, a physical body should Harrison need one.]
infomodder: in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part? (will you enable and support my bad ideas)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-26 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[A smile returned with one just like it, eerie, almost like Harrison's looking in a mirror and seeing himself with a Will Graham face. But said spot on mimic smile vanishes quick as it comes, face scrunching up in a way that should be answer enough. He has no idea how much he weighs right now. He doesn't usually care for that enough to keep track, and it's been a while since he needed a check up. Last time he was in the hospital...he wouldn't go by that now.]

Uh — all right. [He moves to the cheap bathroom scale, peering at it a moment. Should he take his shoes off for a better reading? Harrison hadn't instructed that, perhaps it doesn't matter. Perhaps he doesn't need anything so precise to involve stripping. He's been involved in worse experiments, this is probably fine.

He steps up without more thought put into whatever might result, glances at the scale for a moment, and then looks back at Harrison with a quirked eyebrow. Amused but still quite clearly curious about...whatever this is.
] Now what, Doctor?

[...that shouldn't feel so good to say, but Goddamn does it feel wonderful.]
infomodder: GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL (gonna be the best nakama)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Doc. It's just a Thing he does. He'll try to reel it back next time.

Usually, his face is rather impassive. Or he just looks mildly uncomfortable. Expressions are subtle. People tend to need to learn him before they really understand that the tiniest twitch means something, something bigger. But now? Oh no. As he watches the numbers drop, eyebrow go up and he's quite clearly surprised, baffled. What is happening? He isn't sure, though he's thinking back to conversations about a daughter with wings, adjusting gravity for her...is this what he meant? Made more sense than renting some space from NASA. It was That Kind of a world, Jesus. So Will doesn't leap off the scale or jerk away from that one finger gravity punch, but his face reads like that was his first temptation just the same.
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Uhhh. [Dumbstruck, speechless. A very, very rare accomplishment when it comes to Will Graham, achievement unlocked!] ...yeah. That's. Fifty is right, yes. Dropping a hundred pounds in less than a minute's gotta be a new diet record.

[Ha ha]
infomodder: now this will be a beautiful death, come gimme a hug (no one man should have all that power)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Might be unpleasant, hah. This is already unpleasant on a psychological level. But Harrison can't know about that at all. He does, still, put one hand on Harrison's shoulder as he steps off like he's worried about not hitting the mere two inch step to the ground properly. Like he's tummy sick. Like he just needs a steady anchor for a moment or two, and Harrison is the closest sturdy thing.]

That's... [Weirdly invasive but not in the most terrible way.] ...different.

[There's no judgment; he just can't recall a power quite like this before. He removes his hand from the shoulder after a deep breath, eyes on the scale because haha wow awkward. He thinks he's got this in the bag and then...Will leans over to put his hands on his knees.]

Gimme a second.
infomodder: science fact (ted cruz is the zodiac killer)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[A good note to make, Doc. Fortunately, Will's been through much worse thanks to other doctors so this isn't going to be a make or break it type thing. He won't bring it up later if they ever have A Disagreement. He just needs a second, that's all. It's strange...he's so used to seeing horribly mutilated corpses without his appetite taking a nosedive. He should be better able to handle this, he thinks, but there's a huge difference between guts and gore and having gravity itself manipulated. People were always going to kill, that was a given. Gravity, in a similar way, was always meant to be there in its grave way. Then it wasn't! Just now! What has science done!?]

Yeah. Yep. [Deep breath before he stands up straight. Slowly. Curly hair still bounces despite the lack of neckbreaking speed. One hand rests over his stomach.] Okay. We're good, just...wasn't expecting that.

[His smile is a little off; he's not really a fan of being vulnerable and nothing else. Better to be vulnerable with a spine or a smart mouth, some show of amusement at the situation to cover any legitimate Emotions about it.]

Can't make the Earth spin backwards or force an eclipse when you want, can you?

[Imagine all the tidal confusion!]
infomodder: and clip their tiny wings (pulling out their fragile teeth)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-06 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Cooking is totally a science. Especially when cooking certain meats to taste like other meats...]

Something sounds great. [Just give him whiskey and a head of lettuce, all will be well. He is so easy to please in the kitchen, and so easily led out. Anywhere away from the Science is good with him. He's a polite guest, too, Harrison may note. He doesn't glance around at the house much. Doesn't look at anything for too long, like he's seeking out mess or dusty surfaces. Nope. Ain't his business, ain't his place. As long as there aren't huge piles of weird hoarder shit or corpses everywhere, he's not going to stop and stare.] So did you do all the cooking or somebody else?
infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-08 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who can't help but smile at the proper preparation vie oven? Yes, that would be Will. He tends to be a little fussy with his food, too, unless he's exhausted or absolutely starving.]

It happens. [Said fondly; he's reminded of Abigail. And he stays standing long enough for drinks to be poured before sitting on the closest space, be it chair or stool.] Cooking mass quantities can be very therapeutic. Also a great way to bond. They say everything important happens in the kitchen.

[Sometimes literally...]
infomodder: for real it's none of my business stop trying to make it my business plz & thank (but that's none of my business)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true, all of it. Unless one is in a prison or hospital, then a plate of homemade microwaved lasagna is basically a culinary vacation.

He does indeed take the chair and is grateful to have a drink. Something that occupies his mouth when the unexpected Speed Bomb drops, Will taking a very generous swig because no. He hadn't been thinking of bringing it up. At least Harrison did, not him. More polite that way.
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I'd imagine so. [Quiet agreement, his smile small but real just the same.] Bet if you'd had a good menu and the right speedy crew, you could put a lotta fast food joints outta business.
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-12 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He bites back any smug smile, though the fact he has to do that results in a tiny one. Enough that Harrison can tell he is aware of his dad joke sin and hasn't got any urge to apologize for it. That's just what men of a certain age do, damn it, better to embrace the awful cracks than spend time feeling guilty for it. He responds to Harrison's new stance, though, propping up one ankle over his knee and leaning an arm against the back of the chair. Comfortable. Companionable. At ease.]

Exactly. [He points for good measure.] What kid doesn't know the sacred names of McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Wendy's, Pizza Hut. Dunkin' Donuts. Hell, Starbucks builds right next to itself and still rakes in fame and fortune. Probably know all those names and more, or whatever's popular where they are, before they hear the likes of kings and queens and presidents. Gods and their kids. Hercules, Odysseus...that's all after.
infomodder: the fandoms are merging (eatin' like a dothraki)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Flash food, okay, now that gets a grin. He appreciates the dad jokes returned. Let him make that obvious. Less obvious is that he's watching Harrison's technique when it comes to dishing out lasagna. He really can't help it at this point. Cooking was once just a thing he did, sometimes because he needed it and sometimes because it served as a great distraction. And then it was an integral part of his life. He's no gourmet chef but he has knowledge, knows which fork is which and which spoon is which and how to be seen as an uncouth asshole for ignoring them. It's not a serious study. But he feels he can tell about a person by how they handle themselves in the kitchen.

He gives a nod of thanks before he takes to his share. A few swirly gestures to help it cool before he just stuffs a big bite in. Uncouth asshole for life.

Helpful, too, because Harrison's confession is...well, it's a bit depressing to think about. Having a mouth full of lasagna keeps him physically busy so he has additional time to think through a response. So helpful, food. And knowing his growing beard's penchant for snagging food, he reaches out for a napkin, wipes once, and lifts an eyebrow.
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Is is the goodness or the happiness you miss? [Asked sincerely and without judgment. If Harrison isn't happy, what's to judge about that? And if he doesn't think he's good, nothing to judge about that, either. There are plenty of folks who don't consider themselves good and that doesn't mean they're mass murderers in hiding with literal skeletons scattered all over the house.] Or is it the combination?
infomodder: wait this is liver there are no bones writing you up on yelp asap (think i got a bone stuck in my teeth)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally, he's a good influence. Perhaps they could start a Vine of dad jokes...add that they're imPorts and the fame really brings itself on.

Will has very little idea of what Harrison is talking about. He gets the basic gist, though, and Harrison doesn't speak in a way that makes him feel like he has to have every small detail to truly grasp it. Or maybe that's the empathy kicking in while he takes another uncouth asshole bite. Serious discussion or not, there is food, warm food, and to let it cool off and become less fantastic than it is now is rude.
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What stopped you from going down there? [More stirring of the lasagna, it's not quite so neat any more.] Sounds like you were there, way you talk about it. Why didn't you take the lead?

[If it's true, if he's right, if Harrison was there...then Will's got a pretty good idea of why he wouldn't go. This doesn't sound like a situation where the outcome was known. This Flash may have believed if he didn't do what was necessary, he'd have been killed. And if that was the belief, it was essentially a suicide mission, then having a daughter should have been enough to keep Harrison from going "not me, dudes."]
infomodder: outta prison 10 minutes that dog's back a-huntin (aw hell)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-07-16 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Will might count that, considering he spent time in one and all. Perhaps it's best that goes unsaid...

Setting his fork down for the moment, Will leans back in the chair and takes a moment to consider. Perhaps Harrison recognizes the look. At ease bodily but with a mind working overtime. Not unlike a clock, so constant and steady on the outside while the inside is moving, always, never at rest.
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But the Flash was created from this same event, is that right?

[So he created the City's greatest threat and it's greatest defender, if Will is putting the pieces together properly. The greatest defender wasn't Harrison, however. What first sounded like a mix of envy and hero worship is quickly turning into guilt and shame. Those gears continue to turn as the profile on Harrison Wells (Doctor) receives edits and grows.]

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