MoM: IC Inbox

[harrisonwells]

"This is Dr. Harrison Wells. Leave a message. A relevant message."
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look i wasn't paying attention it was my fault okay

[tardily]

She's a friend from another Earth? Do you really think I can't manage to be with a girl?

the best part is how barry allen that is

[harrisonwells]

You don't want an answer to that. I MEANT how did you manage to GET someone up there, I've been downstairs all day and I hear everything.

[After that moment of horrified realization that he hears everything, including potentially everything happening in housemates' rooms, and there might not be enough noise-canceling tech in the world:]

Should I just leave now?

i basically method rp him at this point lbh

[tardily]

I think that's already an answer. And one that kind of offends me. She flew. She flies. She was up at my window and had food and tapped on my window.

[ There is a pause of about a minute while Barry just stares at Harrison's text before: ]

We're not going to have sex!!! We're just chilling on my bed. Napping maybe??

you could have kept it a secret but no

[harrisonwells]

Oh, that's what that was.

[Is he joking? Is he serious? Did he really hear that small tapping sound from all the way upstairs? The answer is maybe.]

Uh huh. I'll just leave now. If there's fire, it's probably Tina. Or Holtzmann. Maybe Sunset. Good luck.

i'm a big supporter of transparency okay gosh myriad

[tardily]

You heard Kara tapping?

[ Why this? This is like living with Joe only way worse. ]

HARRISON YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE. If you leave everything might catch on fire and honestly, Sunset wouldn't catch anything on fire.

[harrisonwells]

I'm sure I mentioned the enhanced hearing.

You're probably right. Fine. Staying. I'll see if I can find the right glasses. Have fun.

[tardily]

I didn't think you paid attention to every noise.

I will. Not. NOT THAT KIND OF FUN.

[harrisonwells]

I heard you run and wondered what prompted that.

You know it's almost too easy with you. That's one way to take all the fun out of it.

[tardily]

Surprise, it was a girl I like a lot.

This is one of the reasons I had reservations about moving in with you. You're teasing me about this. Let me be a grown man, Harrison. You don't need to be on alert for me.

[harrisonwells]

[That's actually. Cute. Barry taking a stand like that in defense of spending the evening with a girl he likes a lot, it's sweet. Not that Harrison would admit that.]

Of course I'm teasing you about this, it's what friends do.

All right all right. Consider the alertness switched off. I'll be in the garage if I can stay in there with Tina's little horrors. Have a good night, Barry.